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If The Lord of the Rings Characters were Band Instruments

• Sauron - Conductor: Sees all and will destroy anyone that doesn't comply
• Legolas - Flute: Slender and light-hearted. Very quick an precise.
• Eowyn - Oboe: Very beautiful. Although she showed interest in Aragorn, it was a relationship not meant to be.
• Grima Wormtongue - Bassoon: Sneaky and not to be trusted.
• Merry and Pippin - Clarinet: Happy and lively, but doesn't realize that we are silently mocking them.
• Tom Bombadil - Bass Clarinet: We quickly realize that his part in the story is not needed.
• Gollum - Saxophone: A hideous, wretched figure that everyone wants to be rid of.
• Frodo - Trumpet: If he fails, the whole band fails.
• Samewise Gamgee - Horn: What seems to be a supportive role most of the time, Sam's contributions make up the heart and meat of the story.
• Aragorn - Trombone: A triumphant king in the end. but is also a sad and grim man.
• Gimli - Euphonium: An honorable dwarf who is brave enough to go after anything.
• Gandalf - Tuba: The backbone and foundation for the group's journey.
• Oliphants - Timpani: Huge and hard to move without falling over.
• Orcs - Percussion: Senseless creatures created just to beat things.